Caught my eye and made me chuckle. Even a Huck devotee has to smile at a few of these cracks:

“(GOP Presidential candidate Mike) Huckabee is a ‘compassionate conservative’ only in the sense that calling him a conservative is being compassionate.”

“Huckabee opposes school choice, earning him the coveted endorsement of the National Education Association of New Hampshire, which is like the sheriff being endorsed by the local whorehouse.”

“Huckabee has said illegal immigration gives Americans a chance to make up for slavery. I thought letting O.J. walk for murdering two people was payback for slavery.”

“(Huckabee) said America would have to ‘accommodate’ those who come here. . . . For those of you keeping score at home, this puts Huckabee just a little to the left of Dennis Kucinich on illegal immigration and border control. The only difference is that Kucinich supports amnesty for aliens from south of the border and north of Saturn.”

“In his current attempt to pretend to be against illegal immigration, Huckabee makes a meaningless joke about how the federal government should track illegals the way Federal Express tracks packages. Can a Mexican fit in one of those little envelopes?”

“Huckabee wants to get kids involved in music at an early age because he believes it leads to a more balanced and developed brain. You know, as we saw with the Jackson family.”

– Columnist Ann Coulter

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