So yes, we had a little shake here on the East Coast. The folks in California are mocking us for what amounts to a nothing quake on the Left Coast, but it was a big deal here in the East.

I’ve already heard three great one-liners revolving around politics, since the quake was close to the Washington, D.C. area.

“Earthquake in D.C. Despite early promising reports, Congress is still standing.”

“Fox News reported the Washington Monument is tilting from the quake. Leave it to Fox News to complain that the Washington Monument leans left!”

“I blame Obama – there were no quakes during the Bush years.”

Have any to add?