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Filed Under Humor on Nov 25 

Once more that wonderful time of the year has rolled around. No, it’s not Christmas Day yet. It’s time for the Annual PoliticalDerby Big Turkey Award.


This year we are pleased to hand out our big turkey award to a true big turkey. For giving a new name to turkey dressing, for enticing others to go without the dressing, and for finally uniting America we salute Big Sis herself, Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano.

From all of us at PoliticalDerby.com, we wish everyone a warm and thankful Thanksgiving Day!


  • Sartho

    Excellent choice! I have family flying to Israel tomorrow. At least they won’t be violated or attacked by terrorists on the other side of the world.

  • Brian H

    I have been reading some of the old posting from years back, the 2008 Power Rankings. My thoughts..

    1. I liked the red and blue horses chart

    2. Mark Sanford was at one time the #1…what a difference a hike to the Appalachians will make. Charlie Crist was at #2….what a difference the lack of a spine makes.

    3. Palin was noted as a “Dark Horse”…good call on that one guys.

    4. WOW. How time flies. It is amazing to see so many of the same names pop up, yet, so many of the names are no longer viable candidates for city dog catcher.

    As I reflect on this forum I want to give THANKS to all of the editors and contributors of PD for their continued effort and commitment to this forum. I, like others, often take for granted the operation of this forum and the commitment to keep it alive for our bloviations.

    Going back to read some of the old postings it very interesting reading.

  • Brian H

    A song for Big Sis, courtesy of Pink Floyd

    Hush now baby, baby, don’t you cry
    Momma’s gonna make all of your nightmares come true
    Momma’s gonna put all of her fears into you
    Momma’s gonna keep you right here under her wing
    She won’t let you fly, but she might let you sing
    Momma’s will keep Baby cozy and warm
    Oooo Baby
    Oooo Baby
    Ooo Baby, of course Momma’s gonna help build the wall

  • http://www.wildfiretreasures.com/ Troy La Mana

    Big Sis will treat you like a criminal but won’t stop illegals from crossing the border of her own state.

  • Whodat

    Middle of the target on that turkey award.

    Big Sis has people UN-DRESSING for the holiday.
    but its her boss whose chestnuts need to be roasted – oops, next holiday, errr, next election.

    politicalderby.com is something to be thankful for. Thanks to you gentlemen for keeping it moving and to all my fine colleagues who make it fun and informative.

    Now, please remember my Longhorns in your prayers as those Aggies are looking forward to a much happier Thanksgiving than they deserve.

    Best regards,
    Whodat in Texas