Tomorrow morning Republicans will unveil their NEW Contract With America. The idea is a great one. And this great idea will follow in the foot steps of other great second editions like Teen Wolf Too, Legally Blonde 2 and Troll 2 (Be sure to check out the clip after the jump for great scenes from this movie including a focus on a future editor of

Don’t get me wrong. There are some great themes embedded into the GOP’s plan. Consider the following text:

Politicians in Washington have imposed an agenda that doesn’t reflect the priorities of the people. What’s worse, the most important decisions are made behind closed doors, where a flurry of backroom deals has supplanted the will of the people. It’s time to do away with the old politics: that much is clear. It’s not enough, however, to swap out one set of leaders for another. Structure dictates behavior, so we have drafted this blueprint on a process of listening to the American people and fielding their concerns and ideas for turning things around.
• Our plan offers a clear and clearly different approach, one in which the people have the most say and the best ideas trump the most entrenched interests.
• Our plan stands on the principles of smaller, more accountable government; economic freedom; lower taxes; fiscal responsibility; protecting life, American values, and the Constitution; and providing for a robust national defense.
• Our plan puts forth a new governing agenda that reflects the priorities of the American people – priorities that have been ignored, even mocked by the powers-that-be in Washington.
• These are focused concrete examples of the policies through which we will promote greater liberty, wider opportunity, and national economic recovery – and they can be implemented today.

In the document Republicans also tackle the boondoggle healthcare law:

Our Plan to Repeal the Job Killing Health Care Law and Put in Place Real Reform o Repeal the Costly Health Care Takeover of 2010: Because the new health care law kills jobs, raises taxes, and increases the cost of health care, we will immediately take action to repeal this law.
o Enact Medical Liability Reform:Skyrocketing medical liability insurance rates have distorted the practice of medicine, routinely forcing doctors to order costly and often unnecessary tests to protect themselves from lawsuits, often referred to as “defensive medicine.” We will enact common-sense medical liability reforms to lower costs, rein in junk lawsuits and curb defensive medicine.
o Purchase Health Insurance Across State Lines:Americans residing in a state with expensive health insurance plans are locked into those plans and do not currently have an opportunity to choose a lower cost option that best meets their needs. We will allow individuals to buy health care coverage outside of the state in which they live.
o Expand Health Savings Accounts:Health Savings Accounts (HSAs) are popular savings accounts that provide cost-effective health insurance to those who might otherwise go uninsured. We will improve HSAs by making it easier for patients withhigh-deductible health plans to use them to obtain access to quality care. We will repeal the new health care law, which prevents the use of these savings accounts to purchase over-the-counter medicine.
o Strengthen the Doctor-Patient Relationship: We will repeal President Obama’s government takeover of health care and replace it with common-sense reforms focused on strengthening the doctor-patient relationship.
o Ensure Access For Patients With Pre-Existing Conditions:Health care should be accessible for all, regardless of pre-existing conditions or past illnesses. We will expand state high-risk pools, reinsurance programs and reduce the cost of coverage. We will make it illegal for an insurance company to deny coverage to someone with prior coverage on the basis of a pre-existing condition, eliminate annual and lifetime spending caps, and prevent insurers from dropping your coverage just because you get sick. We will incentivize states to develop innovative programs that lower premiums and reduce the number of uninsured Americans.
o Permanently Prohibit Taxpayer Funding of Abortion:We will establish a government-wide prohibition on taxpayer funding of abortion and subsidies for insurance coverage that includes abortion, this includes enacting into law what is known as the Hyde Amendment. We will also enact into law conscience protections for health care providers, including doctors, nurses, and hospitals.

Again, the GOP has succeeded in communicating some great ideas that should and must be part of an expanded Republican control of Congress. Unfortunately, they failed in providing a clear and concise path to achieve that change. Under the leadership of Ronald Regan the way forward was clear: “In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problems; government is the problem.” Under the current GOP leadership and the “Pledge to America” the plan is not as clear: “See Section 2; appendix C.” That should draw the masses.

The full text of the “Pledge to America” can be read here.

As promised, the best of Troll 2. Be sure to check out the scene around the two minute mark. It had a real impact.


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  • JE

    The wikipedia article on ‘Jason F. Wright’ says that troll2 was one of the lowest rated movies in history. Obviously it was a leftist plot to slow the meteoric rise of this great star.

  • Troy La Mana

    A quote that will live on in movie history, “We left in too much of a hurry Drew. Go into town and do the shopping now.”

  • Stephen Fountain

    I think we all know what’s going on here. Clearly, the word has leaked that during my youth I dabbeled in witchcraft. Well, we all remember the ’80s and did things back then we all regret. As the video clip clearly demonstrates. I think we need to move on and let the past be past. We are in transformative times and are in the need for transformative editors. From this point forward I will do no more national media interviews and will focus on getting my message out to the readers of!

    • David Kaiser, Editor

      Is your new website?

      • Stephen Fountain


        • Whodat

          The 80s? How about the 60s!!! I vaguely remember doing some things back then – mostly, others have said they remember seeing me and that I appeared to be having a good time… I dunno. Maybe its best if the lot is forgot…

          The bottom line is this: we baby-boomers have always been into self-medicating. Trouble is, we have metaphorically moved from LSD to Viagara.

      • Jason Wright, Editor

        Hmmmm, I like the ring to it. I’m on it! Watch for to launch soon…

    • Jason Wright, Editor

      I wish I could say otherwise, but Scrubb’s comment made me laugh right out in my humble little office lined with Troll 2 posters.

      Well done, Scrubb. Well done.

  • Jason Wright, Editor

    Dear Mr. Fountain: Due to challenging economic times and market factors beyond our control, it has become necessary to launch a round of layoffs at Political Derby. After a very difficult evaluation process, we have determined to eliminate your position.

    Please leave your coffee mug, user name, and password with human resources.

    After a complete body cavity search, security will escort you from the web site.


    The Management

    • Cordeiro

      Scuttlebut has it that Fountain has already filed a grievance with the United Blog Editors Union (Local 1723). He is thus entitled to full pay and benefits until a preliminary hearing can be held. Next availible date is sometime in November of 2074.

    • Red State Eddio

      Wow, I never knew Jason had an acting career before writing books.

      That was definitely 8 minutes in life I’ll neeever get back…

      • David Kaiser, Editor

        I’m not quite sure that qualifies as an acting career per se, but hey, it’s more than I’ve done!

  • pdiddy

    this is alarming, not the plan, the clip!!!!!!!!

  • Troy La Mana

    We’ve been sold this shtick before. This time you have to prove you mean it.

  • Gary Russell

    Shoulda let Rubio write it. Or Palin.

    • Gary Russell

      Is there an echo in here?

      • David Kaiser, Editor

        Echooo. Echooo. Hellooo? Hellooooo?

        • Red State Eddio

          Just between my ear lobes…

  • Gary Russell

    Should’a let Rubio write it.

  • Whodat

    Too long. Too complicated. Politics is done on the KISS principle, not the PhD is rocket science principle. Why not simple bullet points:
    * Stop the wasteful spending and bailouts NOW!
    * Reverse the socialism Obama, Pelosi started
    * Re-do Healthcare reform starting with addition of TORT REFORM!

    A short book called “Common Sense” led to a revolution; these turkeys used more words to simply change the status quo. Stupid and arrogant. Reminds me of Cutie Newtie’s first action, after the victory of the “contract” was to sign two book deals. All of a sudden, he went from principled victor to profitable writer and his credibility fell from day #1.

    Now, the new Repub leadership is already writing novels…

    How about just calling some shots and then getting it done?

    • Red State Eddio

      I agree. Make the simple, bullet-point doc the public face, and have all the legalese for the junkies like us to hack through with a machete.

      A lesson from the 2400 page fiasco – keep it simple, so we all know what we’re supporting, and won’t have to vote for it first to find out what’s in it later.

  • David Kaiser, Editor

    That clip never gets old…