(Photo by Kevork Djansezian/Getty Images)

(Photo by Kevork Djansezian/Getty Images)

Let’s see how many newsworthy items you can combine with this photo: (All references between BP, the World Cup, and Barack Obama are purely intentional)

> “Soccer balls and oil spills: Two things the Brits can’t contain.”

> “We know who’s butt is going to get kicked tonight.”

> “BP’s environmental safety plan – as trustworthy as a British goalkeeper.”

> “Hey ma, look – no hands.”

> “I wish I could get the first half of this game back.”

> What’s big, green, and really makes a mess of things?
a) BP
b) Incredible Hulk reruns on TVLand
c) British keepers


  • Whodat

    How is O-bomb like the English goalie? He chokes when it matters!

    How is soccer like O-bomb?
    1) Lots of movement, not much scoring.
    2) Lots of noise, not much of any meaning.
    3) Boring!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Red State Eddio

      Alright, Mr. WD.

      To the first joke, classic!

      To the second – hmmm… (not to O-Blah-ma, but to the soccer part).