From the resident poet we know and love:

HEY, DICK: GET ON THE STICK,
RUN 4 POTUS, MAKE IT QUICK!

Friends, the greatest thing about writing “political”
Is that the strangest can become true, after all!

To wit, one Dick Cheney has serious style and knack
To light-up libs, passing even Sarah’s skill at “whack!”

Most other Republicans say this and that, who cares?
But, when Cheney speaks, we get sirens and flares!

Obama even trots out Joe to debate Dick, then prevails
Upon his liberal press buddies to spin those tales.

So, me thinks Dick Cheney should just say, “O.K.,
I’ll take my repudiation of Obama – ALL-THE-WAY!”

“I shall explore and make my positons clear, then,
I shall gather donations, support, and do it again.”

“I shall tell the world that Obama must not win now –
And, I’m dah man who can make that happen, and how!”

Yep, if I ran things, that’s how I’d tell Cheney to run –
Win or lose, he’d shake ‘em all up. My-oh-my, what fun!!!

Whodat gets a special glee from watching chaos on TV

Comments

  • Gadsdenista

    I love it!
    Also, Whodat…I had no idea that “Whodat” had anything to do with the Saints. When I saw your name trending on Twitter I was so excited for you! Imagine my disappointment…

  • Pdiddy

    i love the derby’s poet poet laureate!