Obama is a man eating lizard

By Stephen Fountain, Editor

Filed Under Humor, Media Clips and Issues, POTUS on Nov 3 

If you become fatigued by the political spin this evening you might want to check out ABC’s miniseries remake of “V.” Of course, you may just find more of the same. Apparently, the remake centers around the appearance of a new young charismatic leader. Words like “hope” and bantered around and the leaders appearance brings about previously unheard of medical marvels. Obamacare?

From the Entertainment writeup in the Chicago Tribubne:

The news media swoons in admiration — one simpering anchorman even shouts at a reporter who asks a tough question: “Why don’t you show some respect?!” The public is likewise smitten, except for a few nut cases who circulate batty rumors on the Internet about the leader’s origins and intentions. The leader, undismayed, offers assurances that are soothing, if also just a tiny bit condescending: “Embracing change is never easy.”

A preview:

I’m aware of the birther movement which argues that Obama is an illegitimate president because he allegedly wasn’t born in the United States. However, even the birthers have to admit he was born inside the Milky Way. Don’t they?

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  1. Gil Rice on 03.11.2009 at 20:04 (Reply)

    Are we even sure about the Milky Way?

  2. East of Eden on 03.11.2009 at 22:01 (Reply)

    As children growing up in Phoenix we would have contests to see who could catch the most lizzards. The way we counted who had won, was by how many tails you had ripped off. Nice eh?

  3. Gary Russell on 03.11.2009 at 22:45 (Reply)

    I thought that the Milky Way actually formed around Obama.

    1. Mrs Rusty Shackleford on 04.11.2009 at 09:27 (Reply)

      No, No, you have it all wrong Gary. Tsk Tsk. He IS the Milky Way!

      (Resistance is futile. Lower your defenses and prepare to be assimilated.)

  4. lizard lover on 04.11.2009 at 13:02 (Reply)

    fox news will pick this up V when it hits rerun syndication.

  5. Preston on 04.11.2009 at 16:35 (Reply)

    Judge Land and now judge Carter, smack down the crazies (case dismissed), poor little Birthers.

    Not even “Fake News” Bill O’Reilly believes the crazies, how funny.

    http://belowthebeltway.com/2009/10/29/bill-oreilly-slams-orly-taitz/

    To all the birthers in La, La Land, it is on you to prove to all of us that your assertion is true (TOUGH WHEN YOU KEEP LOSING CASES), if there are people who were there and support your position then show us the video (everyone has a price), either put up or frankly shut-up.

    In my opinion the Republican Party has been taken over the most extreme religious right (people who love to push their beliefs on others while trying to take away the rights of those they just hate) and that is who they need to extract from their party if they real want to win. Good Luck, because as they said in WACO, “We Ain’t Coming Out”.

    I heard that she now wants to investigate the “Republican 2009 Summer of Love” list: Assemblyman, Michael D. Duvall (CA), Senator John Ensign (NV), Senator Paul Stanley (TN), Governor Mark Stanford (SC), Board of Ed Chair, and Kristin Maguire AKA Bridget Keeney (SC).

    I wonder if she is a mail order bride, just like her law degree? She is perfect reporter material for “Fake News”, where unfounded rumors and innuendo reign supreme , unlike a our US courts of law, where you need to present documented facts, not half baked lies (prepare for more failures).

    A lawyer, dentist, realtor and black belt, WOW I must say a JACK of all trades master of none.

    1. Gary Russell on 06.11.2009 at 00:38 (Reply)

      Am I missing something, or was this post entirely random and totally incoherent?

  6. Troy La Mana on 04.11.2009 at 17:16 (Reply)

    One question I have is this: Barry was enrolled in an Indonesian school that requires that student to be a citizen of the country. How can Barry be a US citizen now if he had to give up his citizenship as a child?

    If you can prove me wrong then I’ll accept that the Obamanation is legit.

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