Well, we’re all safer now. Word is that the Demos is takin their public meetings from the big hall to the phone booth and having everybody just call it in. Of course, if you say your script wrong or ask some assinine question, you will be cut off. No calls from Republicans, please (“trunk” calls). And everybody has to be civil and quiet and let the main man speak. Or woman. Whatever.

This is to cut down on un-American hollerin’ and screamin’ and finger pointin’ and so foth…

Not to worry, an accurate count will be made of all opposing views. And, they will be sent to Obama hisself wif name and numbers. That ain’t right? I know that’s right!

Whodat not dismayed, he sayed we got ‘em on the run! Keep after them scoundrels, y’all!!!!!!!!!!!!!