Sometimes there are no words

By Jason Wright, Editor

Filed Under Humor on Jun 25 

Watch it. Shake your head to be sure you’re really seeing it. Watch it again. Rinse. Repeat. Comment.

This is from the floor of the Louisiana House.

Comments

25 Comments

  1. Jason Wright, Editor on 25.06.2009 at 17:23 (Reply)

    If you can handle it, watch the full version:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpEdJ_tlX2A&fmt=18

    Wow.

    1. Brian H on 25.06.2009 at 19:02 (Reply)

      If you dont mind, I’ll skip on the “Watch it again” and “Repeat” steps in this process. I will “Rinse”, a shower is needed after watching that.

  2. AJ on 25.06.2009 at 18:04 (Reply)

    Wow, LA really has more problems than just a moronic Bobby Jindal. How sad and embarrassing for the state. How tacky to do this on the floor of the house. This really is appalling.

  3. JE on 25.06.2009 at 18:29 (Reply)

    Wow. He is so clean and articulate…surely he should be in the top 5 for dem horses for 2016.

    1. Simba B on 27.06.2009 at 15:05 (Reply)

      Ha ha, that’s not racist or anything.

      Well played, sir.

  4. Brian H on 25.06.2009 at 19:04 (Reply)

    ACORN takes its community organizing to the Louisiana House.

  5. Rusty Shackleford on 25.06.2009 at 20:30 (Reply)

    I’m embarressed I ever bought his CD.

    We should put Whodat to a beat and put it on Youtube.

  6. Gil Rice on 25.06.2009 at 20:34 (Reply)

    And people wonder why GB took so long to get FEMA to New Orleans!!!!!!!!It just didn’t blow far enough inland to get more flushed out.

  7. Alaina on 25.06.2009 at 20:47 (Reply)

    With that brilliant display of intelligence and tact, it’s no wonder they blamed Bush for causing Katrina.

  8. Alaina on 25.06.2009 at 20:52 (Reply)

    In all seriousness, who is that guy?

    1. David Kaiser, Editor on 25.06.2009 at 21:20 (Reply)

      He’s a rapper from Shreveport who received an award from the State House for his “musical accomplishments”.

      And Rest in Peace Michael Jackson.

      1. kristen on 26.06.2009 at 13:00 (Reply)

        That was music?!

        ;-)

      2. Alaina on 26.06.2009 at 15:36 (Reply)

        Could they not stroll on down to LSU’s music department and find someone a little more accomplish than this bozo?

  9. Red State Eddio on 25.06.2009 at 22:47 (Reply)

    He’s the new lead republican horse in the PD race.

  10. kristen on 25.06.2009 at 23:27 (Reply)

    So, is this what goes on in many state Houses? No wonder this country is a mess. What a waste of taxpayer dollars.

  11. Cordeiro on 26.06.2009 at 08:26 (Reply)

    Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot. Over.

    1. Shawn Naegle on 26.06.2009 at 09:41 (Reply)

      Took me a second to get that! ;)

      I love that state! This is just scratching the surface and is not unusual at all but just typical Louisiana. I lived in Baton Rouge for 9 years (even voted for Jindal the first time he ran for governor). You people have spent your lives in blissful ignorance. It takes living down there to truly appreciate this video. Having said that, other than the corrupt politicians, a defunct school system, hurricanes, unbelievable humidity and heat, cockroaches the size of small children, alligators, black mold, racial tensions, occaisional flooding, and runaway vegitation – its a great place to live! The food is great and the people are friendly. If my career hadn’t taken me out of the state, would probably still be there today.

      Oh, and on corrupt politicians, three insurance commissioners and a former governor went to prison while I lived down there. It’s also the same state that Democrat Rep. William “I keep $90 large in my freezer” Jefferson comes from.

      Good times. Great memories.

    2. Alaina on 26.06.2009 at 15:31 (Reply)

      We have the same sentiments… I just wasn’t as creative at expressing them.

  12. East of Eden on 26.06.2009 at 10:52 (Reply)

    Ok..eeeew. I couldn’t even watch the whole thing. Where was the Sgt At Arms? Weird, very weird.

  13. Jason Wright, Editor on 26.06.2009 at 12:18 (Reply)

    There’s no reason to post these, other than I remain stunned that this took place on the floor of the Louisiana House. I’ve been to LA several times and I know things are a bit whacky down there, but this is jaw dropping, even for them.

    Lyrics to the song praised on the floor of the LA House:

    Bow bow
    Bow bow bow
    Bow bow
    Bow bow bow
    Bow bow
    Bow bow bow
    Hurricane
    Bow bow
    Bow bow bow
    Bow bow
    Bow bow bow

    Bum bum bum
    Bum bum bum
    Bum bum bum
    Bum bum bum

    She fine den a b***h, a*s and her t**s
    Thick in tha hips every n*g want her
    Call her Halle Berry, Halle Berry
    Halle Berry, Halle Berry
    She walkin like a model
    Hands on your knees
    Scrub the ground
    She ain’t nothing but a tease
    Halle Berry, Halle berry
    Halle Berry, Halle berry

    Well let’s get ratchet
    Lets get ratchet
    Look at her prettier then Halle and thicker than Janet
    She say she like all of my club bangers I be jamming
    Told her to bust it open let me see whats really happnin
    She the ship and I’m the captain
    I’m tha captain
    Booty bigger than the p*s

    And I’m all the way in your city
    I’m from Louisianna so you gotta show me how your city
    Do it for that camera
    Make it drop and bring it back to the top
    I’m no amateur
    Girl you can give it to me it ain’t nothing I cant handle
    She just got out of the shower smellin’ like a scented candle
    And I’m finna finna ?
    Sliding off tha mattress
    No moving no acting baby this is real action
    Beat it up so bad
    You be scared to walk past me
    I know you’re Halle Berry
    Baby there’s no acting
    I beat it up so bad
    You be scared to walk past me for real

    She fine den a b***h, a*s and her t**s
    Thick in tha hips every n*g want her
    Call her Halle Berry, Halle Berry
    Halle Berry, Halle Berry
    She walkin like a model
    Hands on your knees
    Scrub the ground
    She ain’t nothing but a tease
    Halle Berry, Halle berry
    Halle Berry, Halle berry

    Halle Berry you jazze
    That’s way past fine
    Girl you look like something that should be on tha dance line
    Increadable by tha waist
    Pluss she got a pretty face
    Even tho she got class she listen to UGK
    I’m finna flip her through traffic
    With tha top back of tha donk
    Girl I guarantee I can make you go numb numb numb numb
    I got enough bread to take me and you to London
    And back to America and all over the country
    She make me want to keep her close by
    Like a side kick
    She tha type of chick that ain’t gone never look sloppy
    I’mma beat it out the frame
    Hurricane that’s who I be
    You must be Halle Berry
    I don’t need to see your ID

    She fine den a b***h, a*s and her t**s
    Thick in tha hips every n*g want her
    Call her Halle Berry, Halle Berry
    Halle Berry, Halle Berry
    She walkin like a model
    Hands on your knees
    Scrub the ground
    She ain’t nothing but a tease
    Halle Berry, Halle berry
    Halle Berry, Halle berry

    Gone bob your head
    Gone work your shoulder
    Now what I just said girl do it on tha d
    Age ain’t s**t
    I done got a lil older
    Me or you man baby girl take a pic
    Which one
    She so classy, Shes so jazzy
    Lil momma blow like a
    Do it on tha d
    She don’t need no help
    She say she got it
    She do it all by her self
    Get so fine
    Like a g*d d**n ticket
    Gave her a hickey
    In order for a n*g like me to spend cash
    You gotta bounce like shocks in your a*s
    You, bed, a*s, work
    Start slow faster
    Mr. Halle Berry
    Mr. take your b***h
    Take her from tha club
    To tha car to tha d

    Superstar

    She fine den a b***h, a*s and her t**s
    Thick in tha hips every n*g want her
    Call her Halle Berry, Halle Berry
    Halle Berry, Halle Berry
    She walkin like a model
    Hands on your knees
    Scrub the ground
    She ain’t nothing but a tease
    Halle Berry, Halle berry
    Halle Berry, Halle berry

    1. kristen on 26.06.2009 at 13:06 (Reply)

      I can’t imagine these lyrics were transcribed. I could only understand two of words: “Halle Berry”. And I doubt the ‘artist’ wrote them down; however there are so many grammatical errors and poor prose……yeah, my head is spinning.

      (Still shaking my head. Wow.)

    2. Cordeiro on 26.06.2009 at 14:32 (Reply)

      I repeat my first comment.

      This is “music”? At the risk of sounding like the elderly gentleman in the porch rocking chair…”Dadgum kids! Turn off that noise!”

  14. Lizzy on 26.06.2009 at 13:20 (Reply)

    This explains alot about the state of our economy.

  15. Kiko on 28.06.2009 at 08:36 (Reply)

    Where’s the mime from Lafayette Square?

  16. Kiko on 07.07.2009 at 13:00 (Reply)

    Where’s the mime from Lafayette Square?
    Oops…forgot to say great post! Looking forward to your next one.

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