Big Brother increases boot production again

By Scott A. Robinson

Filed Under General on Mar 3 

The Party has unveiled its new logo, designed to let you know, at your expense (but you’re a proletariat and don’t know any better, so don’t concern your little self with something as unimportant as the cost), that The Party has your best interests in mind.

Per ABC:

President Obama announced today that his administration will begin stamping an emblem on projects funded by the economic stimulus package so that people can easily recognize the effects of the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act.

All projects will be stamped with the ARRA logo (short for the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act) and lists the recovery.gov website on the emblem.

Now that we are pulling out of Eurasia and ramping up our efforts in Eastasia, you can focus on how Big Brother Obama is working for you by kindly using your hard-earned money for the benefit of all through his administration.

Furthermore, The Party would like to remind you that it will care for all your healthcare needs, assuming you are not too old or too sick to any longer be useful to The Party.

The Party would also like to remind you of the Fairness Doctrine. If you do not speak fairly about The One, Lord Obama, and his administration you will be reprimanded.

Finally, The Party will again be the leading contributor to all charities nationwide. You will again see The Party using the ultimate wisdom in contributing your funds, as the omniscient Party always contributes to the organizations that most support The Party, because The Party always supports you, the American citizen.

All Hail The Party!

Update: In a stunning doubleplusungood rebellion, several of the proletariats have mocked Big Brother’s great American symbol for all that is good, righteous, and sincere about The Party’s universal concern for us, their little people. Look for these rebels to become unpersons by dawn.

Comments

10 Comments

  1. Neil B on 03.03.2009 at 21:59 (Reply)

    You said it Scott…I say: Let’s Party! I think some of those “Bagdad-Sadam” pictures around town would be a better reminder of Lord Obama than those lame “knock-off” park & rec signs. It’s comming…

  2. Red State Eddio on 03.03.2009 at 22:00 (Reply)

    It’s just a 21st century peace symbol, complete with a little ‘mary-jane’ plant in the corner.

  3. Brian H on 04.03.2009 at 00:38 (Reply)

    The “Che” Obama image is not that far fetched, is it?

    A little ditty I revised from an old classic.

    Obama do you think they’ll drop the bomb?
    Obama do you think they’ll like this song?
    Obama do you think the market will continue to fall?
    Obama should I build the wall?

    Obama is the greatest president.
    Obama says I can trust the government.
    Obama will they put me in the unemployment line?
    Obama’s gonna make the economy feel fine.

    Hush now peasants, peasants, dont you cry.
    Obama’s gonna make all your tax hikes come true.
    Obama’s gonna put all of his fears into you.
    Obama’s gonna run things from the West Wing.
    He wont let you buy, but he might let you sing.
    Obama’s will keep peasants cozy and warm.
    Ooooh peasants ooooh peasants oooooh peasants,
    Of course Obama’s gonna help build the wall.

  4. Brian H on 04.03.2009 at 00:46 (Reply)

    All joking aside, PD friends.

    This is getting very creepy and we are only 1 month is this administration.

  5. Brian H on 04.03.2009 at 00:51 (Reply)

    Isn’t the hammer and sickle available now?

    http://www.davethejanitor.com/images/hammer_sickle_CCCP.jpg

    1. Sartho on 04.03.2009 at 10:44 (Reply)

      I’ve already seen Obama bumper stickers sporting the hammer and sickle. Thought it was quite appropriate.

      1. Scott A. Robinson on 04.03.2009 at 11:03 (Reply)

        Check this out. Obama’s policies do seem to agree in many cases quite nicely with the US Communist Party’s platform.

  6. Lizzy on 04.03.2009 at 11:35 (Reply)

    I’ve been creeped out for a while. Any leadership out there? I’m trying not to step in and lead the conservative movement myself, since I really don’t have the skills, but the wait is dragging on…..

  7. East of Eden on 04.03.2009 at 11:42 (Reply)

    Soooo…..serious question here, will people who get stimulus money have to put this up in their front windows as was done with the Blue Eagle logo in the New Deal? Agreed, Lizzy, creeped out here too.

  8. kristen on 04.03.2009 at 12:13 (Reply)

    I can hear the music from the Twilight Zone playing…..

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