PD co-founder extraordinaire Stephen is too humble (or sleepy) to announce his new arrival himself, so allow me! He gave birth (not personally, his wife did most of the pushing) to this handsome little conservative a few days ago. Hard to believe the kid I use to whack in the back of the head with my trombone slide in the sixth grade now has a houseful of his own rugrats.

Congrats, Scrubb!