FLASH! Kaiser to tie knot


Filed Under General on Nov 27 


One of our longest serving contributors and a current editor here at PD, David Jefferson-Walker-Hussein Kaiser, is rumored to have proposed to his sweetheart last night. Did he have Whodat write a poem? Did he present any polling data on his worthiness as a mate? And why, pray tell, did she say yes? His looks? Sense of humor? Huge financial stake in PD?

We need answers, DK.