I’m back with the Dream-n-ator, my device that can intercept the dreams rolling around a presidential candidate’s head and put them on YouTube.

Here’s Johnny Mac again, still dreaming in black and white. He’s now fantasizing of a needed conversation with his campaign manager Steve Schmidt, aka “Igor”. As he sits in the ashes of his failed run for the Top Job, he’s wondering what happened to his campaign, where his mojo went, and just what is in the brain of the staffer who thought up his message discipline and keeps knifing Sarah Palin in the back? Perhaps their name is “Abbie”…Abbie Someone…

Maybe the knock on the door is Sarah Palin wanting to settle the matter “the Alaskan way”…

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