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Photo of the Day: Name the product. What’s the pitch?

Posted on November 14th, 2008 at 7:00 am by PD Administrator

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21 Comments

  1. Rusty Shackleford on 14.11.2008 at 07:10 (Reply)

    Women of Smith & Wesson Calendar

  2. Brian on 14.11.2008 at 08:40 (Reply)

    Since it is a horserace…..

    Every racehorse has to have a great name that the public will identify with. Some of history’s greatest racehorses include Secretariat, Cigar, Seattle Slew, Spectacular Bid, War Admiral, Man o’ War, Seabiscuit and Smarty Jones.

    Since we our already beginning to handicap the 2012 horses I thought it might be fun to hear some suggestions on naming the 2012 candidates.

    Based on PD’s Power Rankings I have handicapped my horses for the morning line.

    Bobby Jindal - Ragin Cajun
    Mark Sanford - Sanford and Sons
    Tim Pawlenty - Pawlenty of Cash
    Mike Huckabee - Huckabeeliever
    Mitt Romney - Storm’n Mormon
    Rudy Giuliani - Wait Till Florida

    My personal favorite……
    Sarah Palin - Drill Here Drill Now

    1. Alaina on 14.11.2008 at 10:37 (Reply)

      I love it!

  3. JE on 14.11.2008 at 09:47 (Reply)

    Sarah Palin gives up politics to home school her kids. Here, after making hotdogs with Greta VanSustern we see her doing math. The result of mutliplying two numbers together is the_______… Product. Very good, kids. Now for PE, lets go shoot a moose.

  4. taturner on 14.11.2008 at 09:49 (Reply)

    Does is matter what’s on the sign? She’s just hot.

  5. Troy La Mana on 14.11.2008 at 10:47 (Reply)

    Conservatism CAN be sexy!

  6. Stephen Fountain on 14.11.2008 at 10:52 (Reply)

    Coming to a bookstore near you:

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    1. Dave on 14.11.2008 at 22:22 (Reply)

      Neat Photoshop.

    2. Jason Wright, Editor on 16.11.2008 at 19:36 (Reply)

      Ha! Just getting home from a weekend trip. Very funny, Scrubb. Very funny… I’m gonna getcha!

  7. Eric on 14.11.2008 at 11:03 (Reply)

    Here’s McCain’s report on all we would lose if we drilled in ANWR. It’s one page long, and it’s blank.

  8. Tobias on 14.11.2008 at 12:59 (Reply)

    Product:
    incompetence

    Pitch:
    The McCain campaign (it didn’t sell well)

  9. dw on 14.11.2008 at 13:12 (Reply)

    VP hopeful seeking experienced Presidential running mate

  10. Whodat on 15.11.2008 at 01:43 (Reply)

    Sarah needs to give it a rest
    She’s needed at home, maybe it best
    She get up North for an Aurorabora
    Before we all start to snora…

    She’s here, she’s there, she’s
    Everywhere - Geeeeeeeeeeeeez!
    Didn’t she lose? Take a break.
    Go home,kill moose,for heavens sake

    Whodat his own self is backin’ out
    Time to focus elsewhere, no doubt.
    “W” led us to a slaughter,tis true
    So,we get a rest, then start anwew

    Whodat has not completely left the building, but he’s not hangin’ so much…

    1. Brian H on 15.11.2008 at 09:11 (Reply)

      Not time yet for Sarah to rest
      Todd hold down fort, while she cleans up mess
      Liberal press, Tina Fey try to destroy her
      When damage repaired plenty of time to snora.

      She’s here, she’s there, she’s
      Everywhere - Yessssssssssssss!
      Yes. She did lose? Cant take a break.
      Attacked by anonymous,for heavens sake.

      “W” kept us from slaughter,done his best
      Seven years no terror, don’t forget.
      Don’t mind Sarah, go away, not
      Like politician who is so clearly HOTT.

    2. Gary Russell on 16.11.2008 at 14:47 (Reply)

      “Aurorabora” ?
      “snora”?

      Methinks Whodat been watchin’ some old SNL episodes of “Opera Man”!

  11. Stephen Fountain on 15.11.2008 at 09:36 (Reply)

    Sarah is good for the GOP,
    too bad she could only be VP.
    What if McCain said after her selection,
    “I’ll step down after the election!”

    “Your next prez can be Sarah Palin,
    “this campaign has left me with too much ailin’.”
    Then she’d select Steele as her VP!
    GOD save the GOP!

    Michael Steele for GOP chairman!!!!

    1. Red State Eddio on 15.11.2008 at 09:41 (Reply)

      Preach it, brother…

  12. Whodat on 15.11.2008 at 09:42 (Reply)

    Far Out,as my generation would say,
    That we debate in such a high way!
    I appreciate your passion and zeal,
    I’m too old & angry for it to feel.

    Whodat

  13. Red State Eddio on 15.11.2008 at 09:42 (Reply)

    Ahh, Senor Whodat, how we’ve missed your rhyming couplets.

    Don’t be pulling an Elvis on us, OK?

  14. Jason Wright, Editor on 16.11.2008 at 19:39 (Reply)

    Wow! Who knew so many of you have time to rhyme? I barely have time to opine.

  15. Zed Fitzpatrick on 20.11.2008 at 14:07 (Reply)

    Will Campaign for Clothes

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