Did you wake up November 5th with an electoral college sized migraine? Are you having trouble getting out of bed? Do you feel like it’s going to take you a good four years to get out of your rut? You might have Post Election Syndrome. Well, MSNBC has some suggestions:

If your guy lost, you can also show there are no hard feelings by calling or e-mailing friends or family members, saying simply, “‘It looks like your guy won this year,’” says [Jodi R.R. Smith, founder of Mannersmith Etiquette Consulting of Marblehead, Mass.] Given the monumental significance placed on this presidential race, feelings of despair or the kind of loss associated with the death of a loved one aren’t unexpected. But no matter how the stock market reacts or what your cranky neighbor says about the country’s future, try to get back to your daily routine as soon as you can, experts say. If your party has lost and you’re having a hard time letting go, a “wake” or a gathering of like-minded friends could be a good way to express your emotions.

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