I’ve never listened to Howard Stern (too vulgar for my taste), but my sister sent me this clip referencing an informal poll done on the streets of Harlem. This makes the contestants on The Tonight Show’s ‘Jay-Walking’ look like members of Mensa.

Now, you might be saying to yourself “Sure, there’s a few of these idiots everywhere.” Well, imagine a hundred thousand or so in each state; maybe even just a few thousand. I dare say it’s enough to turn the tides in The Messiah’s favor and garner the electoral vote. These blind sheeple are filling the voting booths to cast their vote for Barack Obama……whose running mate is Sarah Palin.

Heaven help us.

Comments

  • It’s Barack!!!

    Senator BARACK Obama has been running for nearly two years. Can’t you spell his first name right by now? Come on!

    • kristen

      Oops. Minor technicality. I’ll take out the extra ‘R’.

      C’mon–it’s not like that’s a common name!

      • Brian H

        I’ll change the spelling of his goofy first name as often as he changes the figures on those he is going to tax.

        Maybe those of us who cant spell his first name should just start referring to him with his other name, Hussein.

    • Red State Eddio

      It’s more like Ba-roke by the time his tax plan is done with America.

      • Kristen

        Eddio, you crack me up.

  • AndDru1

    May we please quit making the insane comparisons between Obama and Jesus Christ. Barack’s not fit to lick the Savior’s sandals. Can’t we say he’s like Ghandi or something…

    • kristen

      Blame that one on Farrakhan.

    • kristen

      And I agree he doesn’t come near that description.