Chuck Norris according to Chuck Norris
Posted on October 28th, 2008 at 11:16 am by Stephen Fountain, EditorDo you remember all the Chuck Norris alliterations we’ve seen this political year?
Fred Thompson has, on one or more occasions, pronounced “nuclear” correctly.
Fred Thompson used to be quite the ladies’ man before he married Jeri. In fact, there’s a fifty percent chance he’s your real father.
In a fight between John Wayne and Chuck Norris, Fred Thompson would win.
Yeah. We all know how that ended.
The above gave way to Palinisms:
Sarah Palin became Alaska’s governor because having five children left her with too much spare energy.
Sarah Padawan Palin is the “other” of whom Yoda spoke.
Sarah Palin is tough enough to shave off Chuck Norris’ beard. With her nails.
After the above maligning of Chuck Norris it seems only fitting that the last word form Chuck Norris this election cycle be given by Chuck Norris, compliments of the NRA.
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The “We don’t dial 911″ sign was the best!
Even though he’s not the world’s greatest communicator…I’d love to see Chuck run for governor here in Texas.
Of all the celebs endorsements, you have to admit that Walker Texas Ranger is the best.
Maybe it’s just me, but I’m not a Chuck fan. I think Stephen (circa 1989) could take him.
Stephen as in Segal? Chuck would rip his ponytail out then shove it down his throat.
I just can’t get over that one episode of Walker: Texas Ranger when that kid is all cutesy and says, “Walker told me I have AIDS.”