Amazingly, I have created a piece of technology that zaps into the head of someone and tells me what they are dreaming. Now, for reasons of world domination, I cannot share this technology with anyone, but will from time to time broadcast some captured treasured images coming from either presidential candidate or other noteworthy or newsworthy individuals, whether they be Phillies fans or book writers who occasionally appear on Fox.

I think it is telling as to the state of the McCain campaign and the amount of time left to do something about it, beyond attacking the Oba-wan’s 3rd grade teacher’s integrity for allegedly taking an extra, unnecessary binder out of the school supply closet. This dream might be revealing what J-Mac needs most in the next 3 weeks.

Oh, and I must warn you – due to John McCain’s age, he’s apparently still dreaming in black and white. Go figure.