nancy.jpg
Hold it, please! Hold it! This is Sir Obama from the court of Chicago — a very brave and influential knight, and my special guest here today.

obama-rain.jpg
Hello!

henry-paulson-1.jpg
He killed my bailout bill!

nancy.jpg
Please, please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion! Let’s not bicker and argue about who killed what bill. We are here today to witness the power of our anointed leader! Unfortunately, the Wall Street bailout bill was killed by those evil Republicans…

jim.jpg
Actually you did that to yourselves.

nancy.jpg
Heresy! It’s not my fault! It was all the work of W and his evil minions Cheney and the Sith Lord Rove!

barney-frank.jpg
Sith Lord Rove turned me into a newt!

obama-rain.jpg
Really?

barney-frank.jpg
Well…I got better…

newt.jpg
Did someone say “Newt”?

nancy.jpg
Out, out damn Newt! You’re throwing off my groove. This is all the fault of those rascally republicans! If only they had voted for the bill we wouldn’t be in this mess.

johnmccain.jpg
Actually, they did. When I came to town there were only four of our House Guys willing to vote for it. I delivered 61 more for you. You needed to bring 218 votes to pass the bill which means you could afford to lose 82 of your members with the voted I spotted you. How many votes did you bring to the table?

nancy.jpg
Ummmmm…

johnmccain.jpg
Consult the Stat Keeper!

jim.jpg
The Holy Book of Stats says Nancy brought only 140 votes to the table.

nancy.jpg
Sir Obama? A little help?

obamaseal.jpg
Now, now, Nancy. I told you I’d be there if you needed me. I thought just by showing up in DC your members would be overjoyed at my presence, feel of my power, and do my bidding!

johnmccain.jpg
So, how’s that working out for you?

obama-rain.jpg
Well, I’m…I’m…all wet.

johnmccain.jpg
Yeah. We can see that.

sunlen1.jpg
Yes. Yes we can.

Comments