So Tim “The Eyebrow” Kaine and Evan Byah have gotten the “thanks but no thanks” text message.

And now the guys in dark suits, shades, and shoulder holsters have been dispatched to Delaware to take up residence with SlowJoe Biden.

So, here’s the conspiracy theory* for the night: Was the whole Obama-Bayh 2008 deal a head fake? Or did Bayh take a look at the tea leaves and turn Obama down?


*Kaiser warned you guys not to feed me after midnight.