Hello Senator McCain, I’m Kuliawi “Big Island” McCain, John’s son from the affair he had with my mother between the one he had with Cindy, who is now his wife, while he was still mariied to that other woman. Hey, what about that Edwards situation? THink it will hurt your chances of winning?
cld9
Obama is saying:
“don’t ya wish your body was hot like me. Don’t ya? Don’t ya?”
Eric
Wait. Is that a tan line above his shorts? I knew it!
dw
The spray-on color was not applied everywhere…
JE
RACIST, RACIST, RACIST!!! THE OBAMA POLICE WILL BE COMING FOR YOU!!!
Mcon
Wow these are pretty good so far….Especially Troy.
Troy La Mana
Friends wave as Obama was deported today…
JE
After travelling the US and Europe, Obama shows again he is a citizen of the world and heads for Atlantis to get the mer-people’s opinion of how to handle foreign policy.
Eric
After the epic battle from coast to coast and into the sea, King Obama emerges and swims home. Clintzilla has disappeared without a trace. Onlookers can only speculate as to whether the monster is dead or just biding its time. As “The End” is declared, not one, but both creatures’ roars are heard.
Gary Russell
“Onlookers are shocked to realize that, contrary to news reports, the “One We’ve All Been Waiting For” cannot actually walk on water.”