• William Haight

    We can’t be winning the war. There goes my chance.

  • Dominick

    Cindy after her pollster swifty bazar (at right) tells her the latest tracking poll shows her only 99.8% behind Nancy Pelosi, compared to last weeks 99.9%.

  • Charles

    Dear Lord, what the hell have I gotten myself into?

  • Gary Russell

    Get along home, Cindy, Cindy.

  • Brian H

    “some of what I have lost”

    Her mind, maybe?

  • Brian H

    “Who am I. Why am I here?…..No…Really…Who am I? Why am I here?

  • Troy La Mana

    I could’ve run instead of Hillary (Like the V8 commercial)

  • kristen

    “If I only had a brain.”

  • David

    Shucks, no one has asked me to marry him in years!

  • Eric

    “I am going to go home and be a mother to my surviving children and try to regain some of what I have lost.”
    -Cindy in “Good Riddance Attention Whore” 5/2007

    You can take the attention whore out of the spotlight, but you can’t take the spotlight out of the attention whore.

  • RedstateEddio

    Cindy Sheehan asked for personal security detail, and all she got was gran’ma dressed in black and packin’ heat.

  • RedstateEddio

    “Drats! I left my common sense home again today. I always do that.”