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Dumb and Dumber
Jong-il:
Of course I don’t have my underwear. I’m definitely not wearing my underwear.
Dae-jung:
I gave you a fresh pair of mine to wear. Where are they?
Jong-il:
They’re in the pocket of my jacket. Here.
Dae-jung: I dont wan’t want them back.
Jong-il:
These are not boxer shorts. Mine are boxer shorts. These are Hanes 32.
Dae-jung: Underwear is underwear, Kim.
Jong-il: My boxer shorts have my name and it says Ki,.
Dae-jung:
All right, when we pass the store, we’ll pick you up a pair of boxer shorts.
Jong-il:
I get my boxer shorts at K-Mart in Pyongyang.
Dae-jung:
Were not going back to Pyongyang, Kim, so don’t even start with that.
Brown pants keep the world from knowing I just shat myself.
Should I make my cat a deity today?
I wonder if I should make all the men shave their heads with a “K” in the middle?
I wonder what the Vegas line is on my sanity?
Dae-jung: I really need to get more fiber in my diet.
Jong-il: Don’t they have any chairs in this country the right length so my feet will hit the ground? When i take over the world we will cut the legs off everyone so they are my height and then all the chairs will fit.
Anything is possible with big hair.
(Dae Jung and Kim Jong Il attend a Barack Obama rally)
Kim (whispering in Korean): Do not laugh, whatever you do. This could be the next president.
Dae-Jung: But…he’s been talking about “change” for 30 minutes now, and all I need is a change of shorts!
Kim: Shut up you fool, or I will have you shot.
But they’re not crying or fainting!
LOL Very true…
Where do I get MY own personal elderly asian UPS guy?
Sir you forgot your package…
Which one is not like the other?
Which one is not alike?
“Kim…did you fart?”
Kim, “No. I never fart…but if I did, it would smell like superiorty.”