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  • Lazlo

    “Kim…did you fart?”

    Kim, “No. I never fart…but if I did, it would smell like superiorty.”

  • Lazlo

    Which one is not like the other?
    Which one is not alike?

  • Justin Jackson

    Sir you forgot your package…

  • Justin Jackson

    Where do I get MY own personal elderly asian UPS guy?

  • Ray

    (Dae Jung and Kim Jong Il attend a Barack Obama rally)

    Kim (whispering in Korean): Do not laugh, whatever you do. This could be the next president.

    Dae-Jung: But…he’s been talking about “change” for 30 minutes now, and all I need is a change of shorts!

    Kim: Shut up you fool, or I will have you shot.

    • RedstateEddio

      But they’re not crying or fainting!

      • Ray

        LOL Very true…

  • Lazlo

    Anything is possible with big hair.

  • JE

    Dae-jung: I really need to get more fiber in my diet.

    Jong-il: Don’t they have any chairs in this country the right length so my feet will hit the ground? When i take over the world we will cut the legs off everyone so they are my height and then all the chairs will fit.

  • RedstateEddio

    Should I make my cat a deity today?

    I wonder if I should make all the men shave their heads with a “K” in the middle?

    I wonder what the Vegas line is on my sanity?

  • http://762justice.com Sniper One

    Brown pants keep the world from knowing I just shat myself.

  • Brian H

    Jong-il:
    Of course I don’t have my underwear. I’m definitely not wearing my underwear.

    Dae-jung:
    I gave you a fresh pair of mine to wear. Where are they?

    Jong-il:
    They’re in the pocket of my jacket. Here.

    Dae-jung: I dont wan’t want them back.

    Jong-il:
    These are not boxer shorts. Mine are boxer shorts. These are Hanes 32.

    Dae-jung: Underwear is underwear, Kim.

    Jong-il: My boxer shorts have my name and it says Ki,.

    Dae-jung:
    All right, when we pass the store, we’ll pick you up a pair of boxer shorts.

    Jong-il:
    I get my boxer shorts at K-Mart in Pyongyang.

    Dae-jung:
    Were not going back to Pyongyang, Kim, so don’t even start with that.

  • David Kaiser

    Dumb and Dumber