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1. David Kaiser on 06.07.2008 at 08:44 (Reply)

   Dumb and Dumber

2. Brian H on 06.07.2008 at 09:15 (Reply)

   Jong-il:
   Of course I don’t have my underwear. I’m definitely not wearing my underwear.

   Dae-jung:
   I gave you a fresh pair of mine to wear. Where are they?

   Jong-il:
   They’re in the pocket of my jacket. Here.

   Dae-jung: I dont wan’t want them back.

   Jong-il:
   These are not boxer shorts. Mine are boxer shorts. These are Hanes 32.

   Dae-jung: Underwear is underwear, Kim.

   Jong-il: My boxer shorts have my name and it says Ki,.

   Dae-jung:
   All right, when we pass the store, we’ll pick you up a pair of boxer shorts.

   Jong-il:
   I get my boxer shorts at K-Mart in Pyongyang.

   Dae-jung:
   Were not going back to Pyongyang, Kim, so don’t even start with that.

3. Sniper One on 06.07.2008 at 09:54 (Reply)

   Brown pants keep the world from knowing I just shat myself.

4. RedstateEddio on 06.07.2008 at 10:25 (Reply)

   Should I make my cat a deity today?

   I wonder if I should make all the men shave their heads with a “K” in the middle?

   I wonder what the Vegas line is on my sanity?

5. JE on 06.07.2008 at 15:23 (Reply)

   Dae-jung: I really need to get more fiber in my diet.

   Jong-il: Don’t they have any chairs in this country the right length so my feet will hit the ground? When i take over the world we will cut the legs off everyone so they are my height and then all the chairs will fit.

6. Lazlo on 07.07.2008 at 06:08 (Reply)

   Anything is possible with big hair.

7. Ray on 07.07.2008 at 13:59 (Reply)

   (Dae Jung and Kim Jong Il attend a Barack Obama rally)

   Kim (whispering in Korean): Do not laugh, whatever you do. This could be the next president.

   Dae-Jung: But…he’s been talking about “change” for 30 minutes now, and all I need is a change of shorts!

   Kim: Shut up you fool, or I will have you shot.

   1. RedstateEddio on 07.07.2008 at 15:51 (Reply)

      But they’re not crying or fainting!

      1. Ray on 08.07.2008 at 14:03 (Reply)

         LOL Very true…

8. Justin Jackson on 07.07.2008 at 16:46 (Reply)

   Where do I get MY own personal elderly asian UPS guy?

9. Justin Jackson on 07.07.2008 at 16:47 (Reply)

   Sir you forgot your package…

10. Lazlo on 08.07.2008 at 14:39 (Reply)

    Which one is not like the other?
    Which one is not alike?

11. Lazlo on 08.07.2008 at 15:10 (Reply)

    “Kim…did you fart?”

    Kim, “No. I never fart…but if I did, it would smell like superiorty.”

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