Photo of the Day: What’s the caption?
Posted on July 3rd, 2008 at 7:00 am by PD Administrator
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-GLENN BECK
“Socialism? No, no. It’s called ‘fairness.’ Take this fat white kid, for instance. His parents obviously make too much money and spend it on food. So we’ll just take some from them and feed these skinny kids of color over here. See? Everyone together now. FAIRNESS. OK, Bye. Keep up the good work, Teach. And ixnay on the istoryhay.”
Nice.
“See, he needs to give up some of his pie to this skinny girl over there. I like pie as much as anyone else…well, maybe not you.. but sometimes someone else needs our pie.”
Well done
“Today we’re going to learn how to live off the government and get away with it. Repeat after me: Big govt good; small govt bad. And remember kids–it’s all about hope and change.”
I’m Barack Obama, and I am not smarter than a 5th grader.
See Webster’s under “Photo Op”…
“See kids, if i were president and there were a terrorist attack i would be leaving right now. I wouldn’t just keep talking. Because i know when to shut up. Some people just keep talking and don’t know when to stop but not me. I am not some long winded blowhard that just keeps talking and talking and blah, blah, blah, hope, change, blah, blah, blah.”
“In fact kids, I would run from the room in a state of panic. I would not care if I scared all of you to death. I would not attaempy to show composure in a time of crisis. Thats why I’m the Messiah and George Bush is only President.”
“OK kids, today’s civic lesson will be on taxes. Now, give me all your lunch money, and I’ll give you back what I think you need to buy your lunch today. When I’m president, I’ll be doing this to your mom and dad. Isn’t this fun?”
Great one!
Hilarious, yet sadly true!
“Kids, when I look around this room I feel such hope for the future. I’m surrounded by the best America has to offer! You’re the next generation of ‘typical white people’.”
“No, I will not nominate Hannah Montana as my Vice president, no matter what Jason Wright says.”
“Don’t be like those small town folks, clinging to their guns and religion. You don’t need that stuff. Just look to the government to solve all your problems.”
K..you totally beat me to the guns and religon….
“See kids, you don’t need to actually accomplish something great in order to be considered for President of the United States. You just need to know how to give a few good speeches. So don’t apply yourselves too hard.”
Seriously, with Toby AWOL, is there a SINGLE liberal visiting PD anymore?!!?! Reading these captions I see we’re all (almost) playing right field.
Come on libs, come play with us!
This has to be the best POTD caption contest in awhile. I am majorly LOL!
Well Lazlo comments alot, I don’t think he is a liberal, but he is good for the “What the…” factor.
hilarious stuff
Senator Obama begins to focus in on his potential Cabinet. The experience in the room reminds him of his own.
Ha!
“Yes children. I come from the Chicago school of politics. That mean all of you will be allowed to vote in this years election. Even some of your dead grandmas and grandpas will vote for me.?
Student: Mr. Obama, can I go the bathoom?
Obaa: Yes son, but dont forget to pay your urine tax on the way out the door.
That’s right, kids. “Hope” means we send you to the next grade without testing your knowledge. AND your teacher gets an obscene raise without testing her results, too. Then in a few years, we all HOPE everything turns out OK. “Change” means we re-write your history and science books according to today’s PC standards. Then we’ll CHANGE America into a country we can be proud of.
Teacher…obscene raise?????
In what bizarro world does this ever occur?
Ha. I had you pegged for a teacher, Gary.
The raise is promised in the world where Dems play to the teachers union. But don’t worry, obscene taxes will follow.
Teacher here and you will never hear me complain about teacher pay. Teachers are the biggest whiners on earth. Show me another job that pays the same, gives every holiday off, and gives 2.5 months vacation every summer and Ill take it. The teachers who calim to be “doing for the kids” are the first to cry about being underpaid. The day I feel I underpaid is the day I look for another job. GOD BLESS AMERICA.
Some of you will be old enough to vote when I have enough experience to be President.