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  • Justin Jackson

    “Excuse me sir do you mind if I cut in front of you?”

  • Lazlo

    Hank, Peggy, and Bobby Hill.

  • RedstateEddio

    “Wow! An official Red Ryder carbine action two-hundred shot range model air rifle with a compass in the stock and this thing that tells time!”

    “Honey, you’ll shoot your eye out.”

    • BrianH

      NIIIICCCEEE!!!

  • http://www.opencongress.org Clint B

    Wife: I cant believe the supreme court lets us have these.

    Husband: I know..we dont need these.. Im sure when an intruder breaks into our house and stands over our baby with his gun, ill be able to talk some sense into him.

    Wife: Exactly

  • BrianH

    This one doesnt shoot blanks either…..

  • Eric

    “The Court said it was OK, Frank.”

    “I don’t know, Helen. I don’t think ‘Self defense from my mother-in-law’s criticism’ is what the Supreme Court had in mind.”

    • Fabs

      Way too funny!!

  • BrianH

    I dont know hunny….maybe we should just get Joey an Elmo doll for his first birthday.

  • ShawnN

    Mom: “I just don’t think its an appropriate present for his first birthday.”

    Dad: “Awww honeeey! Of course it is! I had one myself at his age.”

    Mom: “No, silly, I meant I think we should get him the SIG instead of the Glock!”

    Dad: “I love you!”

  • Troy La Mana

    Husband to Wife,”I think you got the better door prize.”

    • Gary Russell

      Love it!

  • http://www.sotr.us Cordeiro

    My, my, honey. What big…guns…you have.

  • JE

    “Just think, honey, once Barack is president these things will only be in museums since there will no longer be any crime, everything will be free and we won’t be so bitter any more.”

  • JK

    They look bitter and religious.