Political commentary from Denmark

By David Kaiser, Editor

Filed Under Race for White House 2008 on May 6 

My father only discovered computers and the internet in the last year, and has unfortunately become one of those people who sends every stupid internet joke and forward he gets to everyone on his contact list.

Virtually every one of them I’ve seen before or it’s just a dumb message.

Until he sent me this one, which along with Ryan’s number 10 on “You might be a superdelegate if” nearly made me snarf beer out of my nose last night.

It was slightly edited for some profanity, but it’s relatively mild.

POLITICAL COMMENTARY FROM DENMARK :

We in Denmark cannot figure out why you are even bothering to hold an election.

On one side, you have a b**** who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer, and a lawyer who is married to a b**** who is a lawyer.

On the other side, you have a true war hero married to a woman with a huge chest who owns a beer distributorship.

Is there a contest here?

Who knew the political pundits of Denmark were so wise?

Comments

9 Comments

  1. Cordeiro on 06.05.2008 at 10:57 (Reply)

    Great. Now I have to explain to the IT guy why there are Diet Coke stains on my new monitor.

  2. Brian H on 06.05.2008 at 11:34 (Reply)

    Not just because I am a Republican, but I definately prefer the “war hero married to a woman with a huge chest who owns a beer distributorship.”

    If Mac has the mack to pull that off one can only imagine what he could do as President. The mack Mac is Back!

  3. Eric on 06.05.2008 at 13:32 (Reply)

    I can’t say I’ve ever noticed Cindy McCain’s chest, but Snopes.com just published some interesting facts about her.

    http://www.snopes.com/politics/mccain/cindy.asp

    1. Eric on 06.05.2008 at 13:35 (Reply)

      I didn’t see the original WSJ article referred to above.

    2. Lazlo on 07.05.2008 at 10:11 (Reply)

      From my vast experience in the corporate, academic, and political world, most rich folks’ humanitarian profile is completely manufactured to create a public image.

      LOL…a super-rich person in the alcohol distribution industy chooses to become a special-needs teacher…yeah, and pigs can fly.

      Can you notice any similarities: Teresa (Heinz) Kerry, Barbara (McCall) Bush, Laura (real estate) Bush, Hillary (textile heiress) Clinton, Jackie (stock heiress) Kennedy…all of them were wealthy puppets with mostly fake humanitarian credentials.

      So now Cindy (beer heiress) McCain. Yawn.

      At least Michelle Obama made her own way and isn’t from the Stepford Wives factory. Ditto for Tipper Gore, Margoret Perot, Rosalyn Carter, and Carol Paul.

  4. kristen on 06.05.2008 at 20:32 (Reply)

    Politically incorrect but oh so funny.

    You know, there’s something wrong with this picture–too many lawyers.

  5. SA Kalinich on 06.05.2008 at 21:30 (Reply)

    Not just PI, but a bit offensive to moi. (Sorry, after so many times the “sobriquet” grows old, as do I.)

    On the other hand, you have a — well, I’ll just have to work on something with correlative testosterone. Perhaps the Swiss can advise.

    Meanwhile, leave it to the double-X-chromosomed to make a female dog a bitch but a male dog a stud.

    1. David Kaiser on 06.05.2008 at 22:16 (Reply)

      I had a feeling you wouldn’t like it SA, but I’m sorry, I found it hilarious.

      Sorry dear!

  6. Troy La Mana on 08.05.2008 at 09:13 (Reply)

    Politically Incorrect is Un-American.

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