My father only discovered computers and the internet in the last year, and has unfortunately become one of those people who sends every stupid internet joke and forward he gets to everyone on his contact list.

Virtually every one of them I’ve seen before or it’s just a dumb message.

Until he sent me this one, which along with Ryan’s number 10 on “You might be a superdelegate if” nearly made me snarf beer out of my nose last night.

It was slightly edited for some profanity, but it’s relatively mild.


We in Denmark cannot figure out why you are even bothering to hold an election.

On one side, you have a b**** who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer, and a lawyer who is married to a b**** who is a lawyer.

On the other side, you have a true war hero married to a woman with a huge chest who owns a beer distributorship.

Is there a contest here?

Who knew the political pundits of Denmark were so wise?