When I’m elected President these signs will be a distant memory. With my new universal transportation program, all Americans will enjoy free and safe transportation on the government owned and operated transportation system.
Not only will this save citizens millions in gas expenses, we will virtually eliminate traffic congestion, save millions on highway maintenance and end global warming.
Now, while I am not prepared to offer any specifics right now on how the program will work or be funded, you can be assured that it will work as I have many years of experience riding government transportation such as AirForce One and secret service limousines.
There haven’t been lines that scary at the gas pump since the Carter administration.
TOO FUNNY Eric!!! GREAT Job!
Excellent, A ++++
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After “Hillergy”, you’ll need to move the decimal point one place over to the right.
When I’m elected President these signs will be a distant memory. With my new universal transportation program, all Americans will enjoy free and safe transportation on the government owned and operated transportation system.
Not only will this save citizens millions in gas expenses, we will virtually eliminate traffic congestion, save millions on highway maintenance and end global warming.
Now, while I am not prepared to offer any specifics right now on how the program will work or be funded, you can be assured that it will work as I have many years of experience riding government transportation such as AirForce One and secret service limousines.
Taxi!
This is one dumb campaign I am in. Why don’t I just through in the towel.
$3.75? I remember when it was $.37!
… but you should have seen the prices when I landed in Kosovo.