“…and when I won the 200-meter Gold in the 1968 Olympics I protested the lack of civil rights by holding up the Black-Power sign in solidarity with my fellow black athletes.”
“You know when I had to duck sniper fire in Bosnia there was this little girl who came running at me with a grenade held just like this so I had to pull out my Glock and clean her clock!”
Thank you Obama for making it clear that all of the racist, gun toting, religous nuts in PA should vote for me!
(Russian Accent) Guess what I have in my hand, and get a tax break from the Government. ….. Ha Ha I fool you, nothing in my hand, you lose.
“…and when I won the 200-meter Gold in the 1968 Olympics I protested the lack of civil rights by holding up the Black-Power sign in solidarity with my fellow black athletes.”
Yeah, I have nothing brilliant to add. Just wanted to say I love your site….and may come and visit from time to time. It’s nice to read conservatives.
“You know when I had to duck sniper fire in Bosnia there was this little girl who came running at me with a grenade held just like this so I had to pull out my Glock and clean her clock!”
“Oh yeah? Well, I’ll prove it. I was given this matching necklace and bracelet set when I VISITED the Czarina of Mexico. So there! Pthththtttt!”
“How can I look so much like a squirrel?
Cause I’m just nuts…about Hillary!”
I’m squishing up a baby bumble bee,
won’t my mommy be so proud of me
I’m squishing up a baby bumble bee,
Ooh ee it’s all over me!
she looks like shes stuffing her cheeks for the winter!
“Yes we can”
nice one Natz!
Anyone actually believe me? Raise your hand!