It seems there are oodles of predictions, from a range of cultures past and present, that the world will end in 2012. That would make the next president the last president.

So whom would you like to govern your last four years on Earth? Choose from anyone presently alive (so, sorry, Charlton Heston is no longer eligible).

My choice will appear at the end of comments. So write, eat, drink and be merry, for in 2012, a gamma ray burst will fry us all!