John, you’ll never believe Hillary’s latest claim for foreign experience. She said she was captured on a trip to Ireland and held as a POW, until she was able to negotiate a peace treaty.
McCain: “I remember landing under sniper fire. There was supposed to be some kind of a greeting ceremony at the airport, but instead we just ran with our heads down to get into the vehicles to get to our base.”
Thanks for the concern, Brian. You’re not the first one to express it. Actually, I’ve been taking classes from the Clinton School for Creative Remembering. Thant’s why this caption came to mind. Ah, it seems like yesterday when I was playing Squiggy and having that torrid affair with Penny Marshall…
McCain: “It’s just like boot camp; I could not tell my left from my right there either!”
I had a drill instructor take me out late at night to help me understand how important it was to know my left from my right. Frankly, growing up in Central Texas, we never talked of such things. But, early at boot camp, it seemed we talked of little else.
Well, anyway, arn’t they a handsome couple?
Whodat remember voting for a CONSERVATIVE who was not so, and so, maybe voting for a LIBERAL might hold surprises,too.
Mitt - “I think they just put Hillary and Barack in a steel cage match”
John, you’ll never believe Hillary’s latest claim for foreign experience. She said she was captured on a trip to Ireland and held as a POW, until she was able to negotiate a peace treaty.
Those Utah Mormons still think I’m a conservative, he, he.
McCain: “I remember landing under sniper fire. There was supposed to be some kind of a greeting ceremony at the airport, but instead we just ran with our heads down to get into the vehicles to get to our base.”
Romney: “That’s what SHE said!”
“1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8. Schlimiel. Schmazel. Hossenfeffer Incorporated. (doo-doo-doodiloo-doo-doo) We’re gonna do it!”
I just laughed so hard I wet myself right through my diaper. Stop the captions now, Eric wins.
Best caption ALL YEAR Eric!!!! I am concerned about what goes on in that mind of yours.
Thanks for the concern, Brian. You’re not the first one to express it. Actually, I’ve been taking classes from the Clinton School for Creative Remembering. Thant’s why this caption came to mind. Ah, it seems like yesterday when I was playing Squiggy and having that torrid affair with Penny Marshall…
I guess that’s better than playing Penny Marshall and having a torrid affair with Squiggy.
Man, Eric a hard act to follow! That was awesome! But I’ll try…
Mitt “Do you think anyone has noticed how far this way we have moved the party?”
Mitt: “I just peed on the seat in the bathroom, and I saw Hillary head in there.”
JMac: “That’ll get some good coverage!”
No, John, your OTHER right.
My good and respected friend Toby,
You must be a vet!
My caption would have been:
McCain: “It’s just like boot camp; I could not tell my left from my right there either!”
I had a drill instructor take me out late at night to help me understand how important it was to know my left from my right. Frankly, growing up in Central Texas, we never talked of such things. But, early at boot camp, it seemed we talked of little else.
Well, anyway, arn’t they a handsome couple?
Whodat remember voting for a CONSERVATIVE who was not so, and so, maybe voting for a LIBERAL might hold surprises,too.
Mitt: And to Even Consider Huckabee was right their, next to me in the debates. He even invited me to go hunt a bear with him.
Mccain: That would add one more hunt to the very few times you’ve hunted Mitt, maybe get you more votes next time around.
“Hey John..check out Obama giving a speech about his religion. What kinda idiot would ever think to do a thing like that”?
Mitt to Mac: “I just farted and everyone thinks it was that guy”
Mitt Romney meekly asks for the number 2 spot as Jhon McCain prepares to bite.