Mike Huckabee does his best Dick Cheney.
There’s McCain. Sick’em!!
All right Buddy, as Soon as Janet gets that Bear out of those woods and crossing this field we will get him good.
“Nothing is over! You just don’t turn it off! It wasn’t my election! I did what I had to do to win! Who are they to tell me to quit? Unless they’ve been me and been there!”
They drew first blood, not me. They drew first blood.
“You sure gotta perty mouth.”
Huck sets his sights on McCain in the distance, as McCain’s impenetrable wall of lobbyists crowds around him, to protect their doddering patron.
“Shhhhhhh Be Very VERY Quiet. I’m huntin for McCain! Hehehehehe”
“Does your dog bite?”
“That is not my dog.”
(All done in an outrageous French accent, of course)
“…and up from the ground came up bubblin’ crude…”
“Mike Huckabee–Ready to be Commander In Chief–on day one!”
You still think you have a chance to win the Republican Nomination, Gov. Huckabee………sorry, but that dog won’t hunt!
“This is my vice-presidential candidate, Al Sharpton.”
followed by…
“We have the same views on economics.”
Which one actually answers to the name “Goober”?
After losing the Republican nomination, Mike Huckabee continues to serve his country as a private bounty hunter in search of Bin Laden.
“My new illegal immigration border plan.
No fences…just guns and dogs.”
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Mike Huckabee does his best Dick Cheney.
There’s McCain. Sick’em!!
All right Buddy, as Soon as Janet gets that Bear out of those woods and crossing this field we will get him good.
“Nothing is over! You just don’t turn it off! It wasn’t my election! I did what I had to do to win! Who are they to tell me to quit? Unless they’ve been me and been there!”
They drew first blood, not me. They drew first blood.
“You sure gotta perty mouth.”
Huck sets his sights on McCain in the distance, as McCain’s impenetrable wall of lobbyists crowds around him, to protect their doddering patron.
“Shhhhhhh Be Very VERY Quiet. I’m huntin for McCain! Hehehehehe”
“Does your dog bite?”
“That is not my dog.”
(All done in an outrageous French accent, of course)
“…and up from the ground came up bubblin’ crude…”
“Mike Huckabee–Ready to be Commander In Chief–on day one!”
You still think you have a chance to win the Republican Nomination, Gov. Huckabee………sorry, but that dog won’t hunt!
“This is my vice-presidential candidate, Al Sharpton.”
followed by…
“We have the same views on economics.”
Which one actually answers to the name “Goober”?
After losing the Republican nomination, Mike Huckabee continues to serve his country as a private bounty hunter in search of Bin Laden.
“My new illegal immigration border plan.
No fences…just guns and dogs.”