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1. Toby on 27.02.2008 at 08:17 (Reply)

   the poll numbers in Texas and Ohio are WHAT!?!?

2. Toby on 27.02.2008 at 08:21 (Reply)

   alternatively

   THAT’S HOW I’VE LOOKED ALL WEEK? How much am I paying you, Penn?

3. Gary Russell on 27.02.2008 at 09:19 (Reply)

   To the delight of her press entourage, Hillary demonstrates the “yodeling banana” skit which she performed in the talent portion of the 1969 “Miss Arkansas” pageant.

   (An ironic footnote…Though an early favorite for the title, Hillary was narrowly defeated by a previously unknown African-American girl. The girl, who came from nowhere to win the pageant, became a huge crowd favorite, due largely to her answer to a judge’s question about “hope and change” during the interview process.)

4. JK on 27.02.2008 at 09:57 (Reply)

   “Ricola!”

5. Mark on 27.02.2008 at 10:08 (Reply)

   “I took a shower washing every body part with actual soap; including all my major crevices; including in between my toes and in my belly button which I never did before but sort of enjoyed. I washed my hair with adult formula shampoo and used cream rinse for that just-washed shine. I can’t seem to find my toothbrush, so I’ll pick one up when I go out today. Other than that, I’m in good shape. (Hillary then slabs on some after shave) AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!”

6. HughH on 27.02.2008 at 10:09 (Reply)

   In retaliation, the Obama camp releases a photo of Hillary wearing a traditional yellow rain coat.

7. Jason Wright, Editor on 27.02.2008 at 10:22 (Reply)

   All the comments are great, but 4 and 5 made me laugh like a 12-year-old school girl at her first slumber party.

   That might be the first Home Alone reference in Derby history.

8. Stephen on 27.02.2008 at 10:45 (Reply)

   The ship is sinking, everyone get off the boat. Really! get off my f-ing boat!

9. Eric on 27.02.2008 at 11:06 (Reply)

   Eight out of nine thought she was about to say something worth recording. The smart one kept drinking. Here’s to you, “Beer in the overhead compartment guy.”

10. Troy La Mana on 27.02.2008 at 11:24 (Reply)

    Stephen hit it already but I’ll post it anyway:
    “Everyone head to the emergency exits! This campaign is going DOWN!”

11. ShawnN on 27.02.2008 at 11:40 (Reply)

    “I see dead candidates…”

12. blackadvent on 27.02.2008 at 11:46 (Reply)

    “Oh GOD! I left my lead in New York!”

13. Amanda on 27.02.2008 at 12:18 (Reply)

    Go Stephen! And cheers to you, Eric!

14. David on 27.02.2008 at 12:32 (Reply)

    Oh No, Its a 6% Bigger Than Me National Obama thats about to squish My campaign!!! EVERYONE RUN FOR COVER.!!!! SOMEONE CALL THE SUPERDELEGATES!!!!!

15. RedStateEddio on 27.02.2008 at 21:20 (Reply)

    We’ve secretly replaced Hillary’s normal cup of coffee with Juan Valdez’ extra-strength mega buzz caffeine fest. Let’s check in and she how she likes it…”

16. shmen on 27.02.2008 at 21:58 (Reply)

    “BILL! Leave that flight attendant alone, there are reporters in here!”

17. Lazlo on 27.02.2008 at 23:16 (Reply)

    JK grabbed mine.

    Okay, here’s another…Hillary is really Black Canary.

18. AndDru1 on 28.02.2008 at 01:32 (Reply)

    “He’s a freakin’ Muslim!”

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