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1. Whodat in Texas on 31.01.2008 at 10:19 (Reply)

   “Do I want to use this as a weapon or just draw a mustache on that pretty face?”

2. Raymond on 31.01.2008 at 10:25 (Reply)

   How did this get here… this is not my pen

3. Russ on 31.01.2008 at 10:26 (Reply)

   “Who…does…number…two…work…for?”

4. Barry Phillips on 31.01.2008 at 10:30 (Reply)

   I know I’m normally against torture, but man I’d love to shove this in Mitt’s eye!

5. JK on 31.01.2008 at 10:30 (Reply)

   Picked a bad day to quit sniffing glue.

6. Jason Wright, Editor on 31.01.2008 at 10:35 (Reply)

   McCain quietly wonders how sharpie a Sharpie really is.

7. Jon on 31.01.2008 at 10:39 (Reply)

   This fine print reads “Thank you for your support of Staples Office Supply. Sincerely, Mitt Romney”

   Damn!

8. Troy La Mana on 31.01.2008 at 10:53 (Reply)

   “Hmmm Turn clockwise to activate pen-bomb”

9. Stephen on 31.01.2008 at 10:59 (Reply)

   Would anyone notice if I shoved this in Romney’s neck? what about Paul’s?

10. bill a on 31.01.2008 at 11:15 (Reply)

    “Hmmm. It says here, ‘for external use only.’ Well that answers my question.”

11. Aaron on 31.01.2008 at 11:24 (Reply)

    Ronald Reagan gave me this sharpie.

12. Newbie on 31.01.2008 at 12:04 (Reply)

    McCain’s inner-monologue:

    “When I’m president, I’ll ban Sharpies from the market. There is no way that smell can be good for the environment… Crap… Should I look up? Is Anderson talking to me? No, keep looking down… Look pensive… I wonder why they spelled Sharpie with an “ie”… That’s dumb… Probably some dumb conservative idea… My butt is sweating… Butt… That’s a funny word. Butt, butt, butt, butt… Next time I get a chance I’m going to use that joke that Weaver texted to me, the one about Mitt laying off those employees… Butt… Teeheehee… I wonder if Arnold endorses me I’ll get a free collector’s edition of the Terminator movies… Ahnold… I love it when Leno talks like him… I love Jay… But not like that… But and butt… Why the extra t? Crap, it’s been seven minutes, time to smirk again and remind Mitt I fought for patriotism, not profit…

13. Gary on 31.01.2008 at 12:11 (Reply)

    Wow my first veto pen, I wonder what I will veto first, maybe I could get a whack at that McCain-Feingold bill.

14. RedstateEddio on 31.01.2008 at 12:13 (Reply)

    “Warning: Please keep away from children under 3 and Senators running for US Presidency.”

15. blackadvent on 31.01.2008 at 12:16 (Reply)

    “If I draw a Hitler mustache on Romney’s face…”

16. dw on 31.01.2008 at 12:34 (Reply)

    It may look like an ordinary Sharpie, but it’s really the next generation of Neuralyzer.

    Mitt, look carefully at the pretty red light…

17. Bruce, Political Columnist on 31.01.2008 at 13:23 (Reply)

    … geezz I wish he’d shut up… I wonder what Cindy is wearing tonight? don’t they know this was decided 7 years ago when I stepped down and let Bush win?… has he shut up yet? oh, look pensive.

18. RedstateEddio on 31.01.2008 at 14:22 (Reply)

    I wonder when that new episode of “Lost” is on? Maybe that can be my new campaign motto. Sawyer is a hottie…

19. JK on 31.01.2008 at 15:39 (Reply)

    Where were you the last time nature called?

20. Jason Wright, Editor on 31.01.2008 at 16:34 (Reply)

    OK, most of these made laugh out loud, but JK’s made me laugh so hard I almost ran off the road. (I read it on my phone cruising down the road.)

21. RedstateEddio on 31.01.2008 at 16:37 (Reply)

    I wonder what Ahnold is going to call me:

    “the Presinatah? the Commandah-in chiefanatah?”

22. David Kaiser on 31.01.2008 at 16:47 (Reply)

    Oh crap, I got Sharpie on my tie! Oh, wait… that’s the microphone. Whew!

23. RedstateEddio on 31.01.2008 at 17:04 (Reply)

    ” ‘Made in China’ - that’s about the sum of my economic prowess right there.”

24. Brian H on 31.01.2008 at 19:39 (Reply)

    No comment today, you guys beat me to the punch with some FUNNY one-liners. Number 10 and 5 were really good. Keep up the good work. Now I know what all those writers are doing while they are on strike.

25. David on 31.01.2008 at 19:43 (Reply)

    Hum…. How do I write this letter to John Kerry Explaining I WONT consider him for my VP choice this year….

26. Brian H on 31.01.2008 at 22:18 (Reply)

    “I wonder if Wolf will notice when I steal his pen”.

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