Photo of the Day: What’s the caption?
Posted on January 31st, 2008 at 10:11 am by Jason Wright, Editor
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“Do I want to use this as a weapon or just draw a mustache on that pretty face?”
How did this get here… this is not my pen
“Who…does…number…two…work…for?”
I know I’m normally against torture, but man I’d love to shove this in Mitt’s eye!
Picked a bad day to quit sniffing glue.
McCain quietly wonders how sharpie a Sharpie really is.
This fine print reads “Thank you for your support of Staples Office Supply. Sincerely, Mitt Romney”
Damn!
“Hmmm Turn clockwise to activate pen-bomb”
Would anyone notice if I shoved this in Romney’s neck? what about Paul’s?
“Hmmm. It says here, ‘for external use only.’ Well that answers my question.”
Ronald Reagan gave me this sharpie.
McCain’s inner-monologue:
“When I’m president, I’ll ban Sharpies from the market. There is no way that smell can be good for the environment… Crap… Should I look up? Is Anderson talking to me? No, keep looking down… Look pensive… I wonder why they spelled Sharpie with an “ie”… That’s dumb… Probably some dumb conservative idea… My butt is sweating… Butt… That’s a funny word. Butt, butt, butt, butt… Next time I get a chance I’m going to use that joke that Weaver texted to me, the one about Mitt laying off those employees… Butt… Teeheehee… I wonder if Arnold endorses me I’ll get a free collector’s edition of the Terminator movies… Ahnold… I love it when Leno talks like him… I love Jay… But not like that… But and butt… Why the extra t? Crap, it’s been seven minutes, time to smirk again and remind Mitt I fought for patriotism, not profit…
Wow my first veto pen, I wonder what I will veto first, maybe I could get a whack at that McCain-Feingold bill.
“Warning: Please keep away from children under 3 and Senators running for US Presidency.”
“If I draw a Hitler mustache on Romney’s face…”
It may look like an ordinary Sharpie, but it’s really the next generation of Neuralyzer.
Mitt, look carefully at the pretty red light…
… geezz I wish he’d shut up… I wonder what Cindy is wearing tonight? don’t they know this was decided 7 years ago when I stepped down and let Bush win?… has he shut up yet? oh, look pensive.
I wonder when that new episode of “Lost” is on? Maybe that can be my new campaign motto. Sawyer is a hottie…
Where were you the last time nature called?
OK, most of these made laugh out loud, but JK’s made me laugh so hard I almost ran off the road. (I read it on my phone cruising down the road.)
I wonder what Ahnold is going to call me:
“the Presinatah? the Commandah-in chiefanatah?”
Oh crap, I got Sharpie on my tie! Oh, wait… that’s the microphone. Whew!
” ‘Made in China’ - that’s about the sum of my economic prowess right there.”
No comment today, you guys beat me to the punch with some FUNNY one-liners. Number 10 and 5 were really good. Keep up the good work. Now I know what all those writers are doing while they are on strike.
Hum…. How do I write this letter to John Kerry Explaining I WONT consider him for my VP choice this year….
“I wonder if Wolf will notice when I steal his pen”.