Dave and John

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  • Lazlo

    Hmmm, this is an example of how soft this country has become.

    Two face men play with each others’ hair.

    The rugged individual culture is dead.

  • ThatLibertarianGuy

    “Hahaha!…No, really, don’t touch it.”

  • http://faciamus.blogspot.com faciamus

    “You can touch mine if I can touch yours.”

  • David

    So, Young Letterman, you wont join the dark left side of the campaign, watch me zap you with my dark powers. Dark Edwards

  • Lazlo

    When asked by Paul how do military soldiers salute, Edwards and Letterman show the true depth of their ignorance.

  • RedstateEddio

    Props to RobA and Eric – LMButtO!

  • Lisa

    Letterman: Here, let me pop that zit.
    Edwards: Back at ya!

  • pdjunkie

    Edwards: No really, just let me…you know, just…yes! I got your forehead!
    Dave: Uh, what? Wow, you totally lost me…

  • Jason Wright, Editor

    Wow, this exceeded my wildest expectations. Classic stuff!

  • Eric

    My mantis style can beat your drunken monkey…

  • RobA

    “You have to be at least this tall to spew socialist propaganda on my show.”

  • bill a

    “You must be at least this tall to be president.”

  • Troy La Mana

    “You know Dave, If you use Breck like I do it will bring out the highlights in your hair.”

  • RedstateEddio

    “C’mon now, who’s your dele..?”

  • Russ

    “If Dennis Kucinich were standing on your desk, he would come up to here.”

  • Lazlo

    This thread delivers!

    My favorite is “I wish I could quit you.”

    RIP Ledger.

  • Toby

    Edwards: This is what a 400 dollar haircut feels like.
    Letterman: This is what a 40 dollar toupee feels like

  • dw

    Stupid is as Stupid does…

  • Rusty Shackelford

    Dave: “Can I touch your hair?”

    Ed: “Are you my delegate?”

  • Fred Griefer

    I’ll cover your eyes for you, Dave……..my plummeting poll numbers are very tough for me to look at, as well.

  • RedstateEddio

    Nat’l Geo: Here we see the common mating ritual of baboons engaging in foreplay whereby they pick insects off the scalp of their partner.

  • Seth Pelletier

    Darn you! I spent 70 bucks to get my hair like this. . . Let’s see how you like it!

  • ShawnN

    “Edwards comes out of closet on Letterman.”

  • http://www.glenharness.com Glen Harness

    “I wish I could quit you.”

  • David Kaiser

    “By the time all the bills come in, my campaign will be this deep in debt”

  • Huck08

    “Oh really Dave, you use Just for Men? Well I get mine colored at a salon.”

  • David Kaiser

    “Na-nu, na-nu”

  • Stephen

    “You messed with my hair, I’m going to Karate chop you!”

  • RedstateEddio

    I don’t get it-this always seemed to work with Spock.

  • Jason Wright, Editor

    Two white men struggle to connect on a “high five”.