With wins from Mike Huckabee and Barack Obama now in the books, let’s end the 2008 Iowa caucus on a high note and present to you, the loyal readers of Political Derby, The Twelve Days Before Iowa:

On the first day before Iowa, the campaign gave to me, an upset across the country.

On the second day before Iowa, the campaign gave to me, two babies kissed,
and an upset across the country.

On the third day before Iowa, the campaign gave to me, three town hall meetings,
two babies kissed,
and an upset across the country.

On the fourth day before Iowa, the campaign gave to me, four first-time voters,
three town hall meetings,
two babies kissed,
and an upset across the country.

On the fifth day before Iowa, the campaign gave to me, five tons of campaign mail,
four first-time voters,
three town hall meetings,
two babies kissed,
and an upset across the country.

On the sixth day before Iowa, the campaign gave to me, six Hillary cackles,
five tons of campaign mail,
four first-time voters,
three town hall meetings,
two babies kissed,
and an upset across the country.

On the seventh day before Iowa, the campaign gave to me, seven spinners spinning,
six Hillary cackles,
five tons of campaign mail,
four first-time voters,
three town hall meetings,
two babies kissed,
and an upset across the country.

On the eighth day before Iowa, the campaign gave to me, eight-fifty ($8.50) fundraised by Huckabee,
seven spinners spinning,
six Hillary cackles,
five tons of campaign mail,
four first-time voters,
three town hall meetings,
two babies kissed,
and an upset across the country.

On the ninth day before Iowa, the campaign gave to me, nine billion dollars spend on ads,
eight-fifty ($8.50) fundraised by Huckabee,
seven spinners spinning,
six Hillary cackles,
five tons of campaign mail,
four first-time voters,
three town hall meetings,
two babies kissed,
and an upset across the country.

On the tenth day before Iowa, the campaign gave to me, ten debaters dueling,
nine billion dollars spend on ads,
eight-fifty ($8.50) fundraised by Huckabee,
seven spinners spinning,
six Hillary cackles,
five tons of campaign mail,
four first-time voters,
three town hall meetings,
two babies kissed,
and an upset across the country.

On the eleventh day before Iowa, the campaign gave to me, eleven pollsters polling,
ten debaters dueling,
nine billion dollars spend on ads,
eight-fifty ($8.50) fundraised by Huckabee,
seven spinners spinning,
six Hillary cackles,
five tons of campaign mail,
four first-time voters,
three town hall meetings,
two babies kissed,
and an upset across the country.

On the twelfth day before Iowa, the campaign gave to me, twelve illegals working for candidates,
eleven pollsters polling,
ten debaters dueling,
nine billion dollars spend on ads,
eight-fifty ($8.50) fundraised by Huckabee,
seven spinners spinning,
six Hillary cackles,
five tons of campaign mail,
four first-time voters,
three town hall meetings,
two babies kissed,
and an upset across the country.

Thanks to all for their help on this, it was a bit more drawn out then I hoped, but it was fun!

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