Hearty thanks to Stephen for offering up my bagpipe and Speedo wearing skills. As tantalizing a grand prize as that may be, we’re once again going to also offer a Political Derby Prize Pack guaranteed to impress your friends and frighten your enemies.

-One CD: Chicago, The Very Of: Only the Beginning
-One deck of Churchill Downs Playing Cards with Kentucky Derby photos
-One used leather wallet
-One can of Hanover Black Beans (15.5 ounces)
-One bag of Pop Secret microwave pop corn (single serving only)
-One Mickey Mouse Huggies diaper (size 3)
-One bottle of PureWorks hand sanitizer (2.5 ounces)
-One white tube sock filled with one-hundred $1 bills
-One can of Spam (7 ounces)
-One mini-box of Nerds (grape flavored)
-One GE Reveal 100 Watt Light Bulb
-One bottle of Colon Clenz, Herbal Colon Formula (75 capsules)
-One autographed copy of Leven Thumps and the Gateway to Foo
-One autographed copy of Fablehaven
-One autographed copy of The Wednesday Letters
-One autographed copy of Christmas Jars
-One CD: John Denver, Greatest Hits (Volume 2, featuring Grandma’s Feather Bed)

So get that entry in! It only takes a few seconds to pick games each week.