Alberto Gonzales has resigned. Despite the fact that politicians on all sides were calling for his ouster, expect Hillary, Obama, and Edwards to fire off press releases at lightening speed taking credit for his scalp. Predict their best quotes below!

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  • Huck08

    Hillary, “Yahoo! This was the work of my vast left wing conspiracy!”

    Obama, “Shut up, Hillary.”

    Edwards, “Poverty! Poverty!”

  • Jason Wright, Editor

    Hillary: “I was the first to call for his resignation and I consider myself personally responsible for pushing this Bush crony from office.”

    Obama: “This decision has saved me from the difficult decision of bombing the Gonzales home.”

    Edwards: “Yet another loss of a high-paying job under the unfair economic policies of the Bush administration. Tragic, just tragic.”