Stop the presses! It’s the shocker of the night. Al Gore has won the Oscar for An Inconvenient Truth!

Thank goodness he didn’t announce his intention to seek the ’08 democratic nomination during his acceptance speech. And for those missed it, his earlier announcement gag with Leo Dicraprio fell harder and faster than Ellen at all-girl band camp.

Now that Gore had his moment, can we finally stop speculating that he’ll throw his hat in? He’s fat, preoccupied, drunk with Chateau Hollywood, and irrelevant in the ’08 horse race.

One interesting note. An entertainment guru calculates that Gore should reimburse ABC $3 million bucks for tonight’s free advertising. Maybe he could collect it at a Buddhist temple?


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